Quotes by Dan
'I hate compulsive liars'
'To Marco after the food fight: 'where's the trifle? Oh yes, it's ON YOUR HEAD.''
''I don't agree with people getting their imperfections ironed out. If you look like you've been hit with the back of a shovel, fair enough''
'If you can't be honest at our age, when can you be?'
'I think Marco is so immature'
'(After the stinging nettle challenge, looking very p*ssed off)
Big Brother: You may now re-enter the house.
Dan: Oh hoo-rah!'
'I cant believe i look even gayer in this (army)uniform than Nadia!'
'(To Ahmed)Ahmed, Marco doesn't want your com...forting. (Say it out loud)'
'Dan to Kitten: I think you may be
discriminated against because of your big mouth.'
'Dan To Marco after the food fight: 'where's the trifle? Oh yes it's ON YOUR HEAD.'''
'(in the boot camp task) 'i like this task, i have to call jason sir!!!''
'Nadia: OWWW!
Dan: Well what do you expect using your clevage as an ash tray?'
'Stuart:'Nadia, are you wearing any clothes?'
Michelle:'Don't look at Nadia, Stu! Look at me!'
Nadia:'He can't help it, it's my aura!'
DAN: 'I THOUGHT I COULD SMELL SOMETHING!''
'After a particularly attention-seeking psyco statement from BECKI, dan rolls over on his bed and calmly mutters into his microphone 'psycopath!''
'Of course I like Nadia I'm a gay man'
''he's going down like a granny on a frosty morning!''
'You gorgeous sexy man'
'(about Ahmed) ILL he aint ill ill are people in hospital beds he just has the sniffles'
'(to Jason)I thought i would come here to have fun but instead i ended up with YOU - Scottish misery from HELL!!!!!'
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