Quotes by Maxwell
'Off the hook!'
'I've had a massage from nearly every girl in here, and I still think that Roberto is the best.'
'''When you wake up in the morning and the first thing you hear is some bloke saying 'Oh God, where have I put my stillettoes?', you know you're in a nuthouse.'''
''I like BiG butts and I can't deny, thats why Craig's a nice guy!''
'Jog of just jog of'
'(To big brother) 'I's nice to be merry...you should try it sometime''
'Hows that apple for you (passing over half a jug of human hair)'
''Leave it out''
''Craig's head is so big it's got it's own postcode'
'Craig: so do you fancy saskia then?
Maxwell: craig do bears shit in the woods?'
'Jog on just jog on'
'On passing the jug of hair 'how do u like them apples''
'(to Craig)- 'Here you go minge.''
'In the diary room in a swimming outfit on -''Still looking smooth'''
'Do me a lemon'
'That's what I do basically. I drink and watch football'
'''Flash does the hard work, So u dont have to'''
'''Pair of you two...wankers!'' to Derek and Roberto after talking about Saskia'
'Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!'
''thats a different kind of bird' maxwell talking to Anthony about Makosi'
'Maxwell'is your mum proud of you then' Lesley'yeah she is' Maxwell'what for bullying?'
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