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Homer Simpson

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Member of the famous cartoon family, The Simpsons, created by Matt Groening.

Homer Simpson is the father of Lisa, Bart and Maggie and of course wife of the long suffering Marge. He is well known for his love of doughnuts and in the cartoon he works at the power plant in Springfield.

The voice of Homer Simpson is done by Dan Castellaneta, apparently the character is actually named after the father of the creator of the show, Matt Groening.

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Marge: Why is that Pig on the couch?
Homer: Well we were in bed but he couldn't get comfy!
Homer Simpson

Well everything looks bad if you remember it.
Homer Simpson

With $10,000 we'd be millionaires!
Homer Simpson

I wish god would be still alive to see this.
Homer Simpson

Now to put the hornets nest in flanders mailbox
Homer Simpson

Homer: no beer and no tv make homer go something something...
Marge: go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if i do!!!!!!!! (goes crazy)
Homer Simpson

Oh I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to work for money. Why don't just lay down here and die?
Homer Simpson

Other: We'll be playing bingo.
Homer: I love that game! I just don't remember what you say when you win...
Other: ...Bingo.
Homer: I love that game! I just don't remember what you say when you win...
Other: Just say 'I won!'
Homer: Bingo!
Homer Simpson

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's prolems.
Homer Simpson




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