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Hilarious character from South Park Cartoon who is a friend of Stan, Kyle and Kenny.
He is portrated as being extremely overweight, mean and spoiled and often has big rows with the other characters, and other people that appear in the show in general.
Some of the most amusing moments in the animated television cartoon series come when he bad mouths someone who overhears him, and then a big row ensues.
He is definitely one of the most popular and recognisable of characters on the show.
Quotations:
Respect my athorita!
Eric Cartman Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian. Eric Cartman
Eric CartmanDude thet kick ass
Eric CartmanI'm not Fat! I just have an other lifestyle!
Eric CartmanSweeeeeeet!
Eric CartmanMaury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
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Eric CartmanMR.GARRISON:congratulations on writing the award winning paper
CARTMAN:kick ass!
STAN:that's impossible.cartman doesn't know a rainforest from a pop tart.
CARTMAN:yes i do.pop-tarts are frosted.
Eric CartmanCARTMAN:think about it-it's the easiest music in the world right? If we just sing about how much we love jesus, all the christians will buy our crap!
Eric CartmanMom can you get me a hot pocket.
Eric CartmanLame,TOTALLY LAME.
Eric CartmanYeah I want some cheesy poofs
Eric CartmanCartman: Mom?! bathroom!
Mom: What honey?
Cartman: bathroom BATHROOM!!
(while cartman is doing his business)
Mom: oh that's a good boy eric!
Eric CartmanOh did you hear that Clyde? That sounded like Diarea comming out of somebody's mouth.
Eric CartmanSpecial olympics? What's so special about it?
Eric Cartman(sigh)God I hate you Kenny.
Eric Cartman3 more hours seapeople, 3 more hours and you can take me away from this crappy god damn planet full of hippie's
Eric CartmanI wasn't sleeping, I was just thinking real hard
Eric CartmanMmmmm! Let me taste your tears of unfathomable sadness!
Eric CartmanNo kitty its my pot pie!!!
Eric CartmanReal guitars are for old people!
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