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Chandler Bing

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Character from US comedy, Friends, and his full name is Chandler Muriel Bing.

Being a fictional character, he has an interesting background, with his mother being a racy novelist and his fathera Vegas burlesque star. He has a mix of scottish and swedish ancestry.

As one of the six main characters of Friends, the popular US comedy television show, his character undergoes a lot of development over the course of all the seasons of the show and he ends up married to Monica Geller.

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I pity the fool that puts on my jewelry! I DO! I DO!
Chandler Bing

(Joey can't remember how old he was when a something happened)
Chandler: You know, you have to stop pushing the Q-Tip when there is resistance.
Chandler Bing

(Phoebe is hysterically shouting and Dramatizing)
Chandler: Is there a mute button on this woman??!!!
Chandler Bing

Joey, be a pal. Take my hand and smack her with it.
Chandler Bing

Chandler:(while practising his proposal to Monica)'Will you marry me?...Will you marry me?...Hey you,marry me!!!
Chandler Bing

Well, there was that one guy who seemed to enjoy my name so much he needed to make a sound everytime he said it. 'All right Chandler Bing! BING!
Chandler Bing

(after joey tell him that the six of them are in it together) Chandler: i fear that a jury will see it the same way
Chandler Bing

Chandler: Well, if I were a guy...
[Everyone stares at him.]
Chandler: Wait, did I just say 'If I were a guy'?
Chandler Bing

(after noticing that Ross has had only half of his tan sprayed on) Chandler: Oh, my God, you can do a duet of 'Ebony and Ivory' all by yourself.
Chandler Bing

Chandler [as Roger]: Here's some little known facts about couscous. They didn't add the second cous until 1979.
Chandler Bing

Chandler: Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you're not married to anymore of us are you?
Chandler Bing

Chandler: All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men.
Chandler Bing

Chandler: I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
Chandler Bing

Chandler: Oh, man - in my next life I'm coming back as a toilet brush!
Chandler Bing

Chandler: You're not him. You're you. […] And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say, 'No thanks — I'm married.
Chandler Bing

Chandler: Alright kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers… doesn't make much of a difference.
Chandler Bing

(To Joey) Get out of my way, dil hole!
Chandler Bing

The fifth dentist caved in, now they all believe in using Trident??
Chandler Bing

Check out the Chan-Chan-man!
Chandler Bing

Ross is wearing leather pants... do you not see the leather pants? some one coment on the pants!!
Chandler Bing




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