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Fish and visitors stink after three days.
View quotes by Benjamin Franklin

'I guess that's why we're not shipping Windows 98 yet.'
- After a 'new and improved' Windows 98-running PC crashed leaving a 'Blue Screen Of Death' during a demonstration in front of about a thousand reporters and live on CNN
View quotes by Bill Gates

I don't worry about rivals. After all, there will never be another me.
View quotes by Jordan

When I lived at home, I used to go out and not come back 'til three o'clock the next afternoon. I'm not so bad now, but I still like a party. I blame Bryan - he's a bad influence!
View quotes by Kian Egan

'I definitely believe in an afterlife. I've had a couple of experiences in my life that confirm it for me,'
View quotes by Russell Crowe

Prelude to the afternoon of a fawn. ( Prelude a l'apres-midi d'un faune. )
View quotes by Stephane Mallarme

All my Aunties hated me as a child and they refused to look after me. I used to put bleach into milk bottles and I once flushed my Mum's wedding ring down the toilet. She never found it again! I also cut my own hair the day before Communion because I had a horrible bowl hairdo which swept to the side. My Mum wasn't happy
View quotes by Bryan McFadden

Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house arrest, well done there. Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, aged seventy-two, well done indeed. And the reason we let them get away with it is they killed their own people. And we're sort of fine with that. Hitler killed people next door. Oh, stupid man. After a couple of years we won't stand for that, will we?
View quotes by Eddie Izzard

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
View quotes by Billy Connelly

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. [The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891]
View quotes by Oscar Wilde

Does anyone want to come backstage and have a bit of hot action? Cool! I'll see you there in five minutes okay? - (Ben at the Smash Hits Awards after winning most fanciable male)
View quotes by Ben Adams

After a while you stop filling up your hotel room with totty that is worthless.
View quotes by Jay Kay

Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death. (The Bloody Brother)
View quotes by John Fletcher

Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.
View quotes by Edna Ferber

At five in the afternoon. It was exactly five in the afternoon. A boy brought the white sheet at five in the afternoon. (Llanto por Ignacio Sanchez Mejias)
View quotes by Federico Garcia Lorca

I will carry on writing, to be sure. But I don't know if I would want to publish again [after Harry Potter]
View quotes by J K Rowling

I must say that the biggest lesson you can learn in life, or teach your children, is that life is not castles in the skies, happily ever after. The biggest lesson we have to give our children is truth. We're all built with illusions. And they break.
View quotes by Goldie Hawn

In the house and immediately after, I loved Helen as a person. Now I'd definitely say I'm totally in love with her.
View quotes by Paul Clarke

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox is the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.
View quotes by Oscar Wilde

What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.
View quotes by Ernest Hemingway

As I was examining my past I realized I started out as a baby. Unfortunatly so did my brother. My mother did not put all of her eggs in a basket so to speak. After I was born my mother had a new son who taught me the meaning of survival of the fittest.
View quotes by Bill Cosby

Speaking to an actor after he had given a poor performance:
My dear chap! Good isn't the word!
View quotes by W S Gilbert

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
View quotes by Marilyn Monroe

"A writer is, after all, only half his book. The other half is the reader and from the reader the writer learns."
View quotes by P L Travers

Don't do housework: after a few years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
View quotes by Quentin Crisp

There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse ('The Naked Civil Servant')
View quotes by Quentin Crisp

'I saw some piglets suckling their dead mother. After a short while they shuddered and went away. They had sensed that she could no longer see them and that she wasn't like them any more. What they loved in their mother wasn't her body, but whatever it was that made her body live.'
View quotes by Confucius

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter,
Sermons and soda-water the day after.
View quotes by Lord Byron

In our rampantly secular world, biography is now the only form of life after death
View quotes by David Cannadine

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
View quotes by Wilson Mizner



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