A politician is an
arse upon
which everyone has set except a man.
View quotes by E E CummingsIt's like being hit up the
arse by a rainbow. [on being lucky]
View quotes by Rod EddingtonIt's very rewarding being a pain in the
arse.
View quotes by Jack RussellI'm horrified,' he begins slowly 'after reading a press release from a hotel in Scotland that went public in announcing the fact that they're doing a deep-fried sandwich full of Nutella. I mean, Christ! Seventy-five per cent of my staff are French. They look at me like I'm some sort of twat that my Scottish brothers are launching two slices of bread with a fucking inch of Nutella between them, battered and deep fat fried. Now what the fuck is this country coming to? What are we doing to ourselves? That has to be abolished. Here we are, progressing tenfold, buying the right bread, real croissants, we're making fresh muesli and we understand what a great cup of coffee is. And then some idiot brings out a deep-fried chocolate sandwich. I want to find the bastard that put that idea together. I've got the most amazing charcoal grill in my new kitchen. I'm going to sit his butt on it and criss-cross my name on his bloody
arse cheeks to remind him. Every time he wakes up in the morning he can gawp at his
arse. Is he fucking stupid? When these things hit France, the French just have a field day laughing at us. So I'm looking for that scumbag. I'm going to fucking grill his
arse. Brand him with a hot iron like a little calf or a lamb. I'm going to put Ramsayfied on his butt, so every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks 'Fuck! I shouldn't have done that!''
View quotes by Gordon RamsayThe greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own
arse.
View quotes by Benjamin FranklinHe keeps chucking me the ball, which is an absolute pain in the
arse. [on brother in law Craig White]
View quotes by Darren LehmannI've been in the business for 20 years, then I come on this show, sit on my
arse, eat crap, jump out of an aeroplane - and now everyone wants to talk about me.
View quotes by Joe PasqualeI worked hard all my life for this. Those who say I don't deserve anything, that it all came easy, can kiss my
arse. [Shortly before retirement]
View quotes by Diego MaradonaDo you always two time people Edwina? First you're shagging a Prime Minister, and now you're shagging me up the
arse from behind.
View quotes by Gordon RamsayLook, we have got guests coming, remember? So I had better get on with my turkey. (Eddie: What are you going to do with it?) Well, it's the season of goodwill and peace on earth, so I thought I'd chop both its feet off, rip out its innards, strip it, shove an onion up its
arse and bung it in a very hot place for four hours until it's completely burnt. [Bottom]
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