Here are a list of Quotes from the delightful Northern Irish Comedian Danny McCrossan
Even the most powerful lie detector invented couldn’t drag a secret out of a woman, however, women rarely have lunch with lie detectors… - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian
See women need to talk because they feel like they have to have adequate levels of communication in order to sustain a healthy and open relationship, whereas men are only driven to speak because of matters beyond their control, like not being able to find clean socks. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
In Pagan times, uninspired people made sacrifices at the altar, and today, thanks to marraige, many still do. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
When women are bored they do the usual things, they eat, they go shopping, they neurotically judge the looks of other women, but men, men invade another country! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Anything that I’ve ever done that ended up worthwhile, initially scared me to death. Wether it was walking out on stage for that very first time, or
asking a girl to include me in her plans for the future, but you know what, You have to risk everything sometimes or you risk even more. It’s not the challenges we face that define us, it’s the actions we take. - Danny McCrossan -Northern irish Comedian.
Everyone had big plans for me when I was younger, it was a cliche “Danny can do anything he wants to do” So I did the only thing I ever thought was worthwhile, bring laughter into the world. How I came to been seen as somewhat of a dissapointment to all those people who had made plans for me, well that still makes me chuckle. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
You learn alot in your teenage years, for instance I learned that if you’re ever being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then onto a mini seesaw and then jump through a ring of fire, they’ve trained for that y’see. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Asking people in Northern Ireland what they think of politics is like
asking the Jews what they think of Hitler. - Danny MCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
There are too many warnings on packaging these days - defrost before eating - Use as directed - I mean, what’s next, you buy a packet of condoms, warning - may contain nuts! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I say don’t conform, don’t allow yourself to be pigeon holed, it’s no good for the soul, and the pigeon doesn’t enjoy it either. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I remember how nervous I was my very first gig and I remember when I walked out on stage and spoke those words, how the audience laughed and laughed. I swore, there and then, that one day I would have my revenge. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
The sign said “This door to remain closed at all times” Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a door? - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
View quotes by Danny McCrossanI am
asking questions. A lot of people are
asking questions. Is Monty here or has he gone home? [on Panesar not playing for England]
View quotes by Ian BothamPeople are always
asking, 'Is everything ok?' Look, I was not depressed, ok? I was just freaking exhausted.
View quotes by Mariah CareyI dunno, if they ain't got you one way they have got you another. What's the answer? Thats what I keep
asking myself. What's it all about? Know what I mean?
View quotes by Michael CaineThe English never smash in a face. They merely refrain from
asking it to dinner.(With Malice Toward Some)
View quotes by Margaret HalseyWomen are constantly
asking me who my doctor is and referring to my chest. I don't understand what everyone's obsession with boobs is about. Every other person in the world has a pair.
View quotes by Jennifer Love HewittPeople are always
asking me about eskimos, but there are no eskimos in Iceland
View quotes by BjorkI did send a girl a plane ticket
asking her for a visit, I guess that's quite romantic.
View quotes by Orlando BloomYou're
asking me to give insight into my personality or my philosophy of acting. I just don't think that deeply about it. What it means when I do this or that - I don't know. That's coming outside of myself. I prefer to live my life from inside of me, rather than come outside.
View quotes by Tobey Maguire'The boldness of
asking deep questions may require unforeseen flexibility if we are to accept the answers.'
- The Elegant Universe
View quotes by Brian GreeneIt's
asking a great deal that things should appeal to your reason as well as your sense of the aesthetic. - Of Human Bondage
View quotes by W Somerset MaughamCharm is a way of getting the answer yes without
asking a clear question.
View quotes by Albert CamusFor goodness sake, will they hear, will white people hear what we are trying to say? Please, all we are
asking you to do is to recognize that we are humans, too.
View quotes by Desmond TutuBeing religious means
asking passionately the question of the meaning of our existence and being willing to receive answers, even if the answers hurt.
View quotes by Paul TillichPoetry is an echo,
asking a shadow to dance.
View quotes by Carl SandburgAdults are always
asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.
View quotes by Paula PoundstoneAsking is the beginning of receiving. Make sure you don't go to the ocean with a teaspoon. At least take a bucket so the kids won't laugh at you.
View quotes by Jim RohnI'm treating you as a friend
asking you to share my present minuses in the hope that I can ask you to share my future pluses
View quotes by Katherine MansfieldInstead of
asking - 'How much damage will the work in question bring about?' why not ask - 'How much good? How much joy?'
View quotes by Henry MillerIf you're
asking if my breasts are natural, yes, this is how I've looked since I was 13 years old.
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