The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.
View quotes by Jerry SeinfeldIf the Austrian hadn't made such a fuss the referee would probably have only booked Damien. He is a small man of Ireland while the other guy is a tall man of Austria.
View quotes by Lawrie SanchezThus, be every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill
View quotes by Winston ChurchillThe only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.
View quotes by Dalton TrumboI always have been proud of being a Swiss, but I don't know very much about His [Switzerlands's] glory story, as my parents left to France in the year 1886 when I was seven an half years old.
View quotes by Louis ChevroletI don't worry about being Swiss number two, when the number one is Roger and he is one of the best players ever, it's not so bad!
View quotes by Stanislas WawrinkaMaking a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s got to be hot, you’ve got to take your time, you’ve got to stir gently but firmly, you’ve got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. [Swiss Toni]
View quotes by Charlie HigsonYou know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
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