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When you own your own business, you only have to work half a day. You can do anything you want with the other twelve hours.
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Those who have free seats for the play hiss first
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You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it you can never get it back.
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Work as if you have no money. Love as if you have never been hurt. Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. And live everyday as if it were your last.
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If you want to be something, you have to do something.
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It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it!
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Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.
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If you can't pay for a thing, don't buy it. If you can't get paid for it, don't sell it. Do this, and you will have calm and drowsy nights, with all of the good business you have now and none of the bad. If you have time, don't wait for time.
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We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.
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An overburdened, overstretched executive is the best executive, because he or she doesn't have the time to meddle, to deal in trivia, to bother people.
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They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they have experienced pain and bought jewellery
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I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
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There are three secrets to managing. The first secret is have patience. The second is be patient. And the third most important secret is patience.
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First, make yourself a reputation for being a creative genius. Second, surround yourself with partners who are better than you are. Third, leave them go get on with it.
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Making money is a hobby that will complement any other hobbies you have, beautifully.
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I like to come home and water my plants, do some weeding. I love garden centres and I love all those statues of the naked people. I have a bunch of them.
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When I first met Sean [Connery] he was as charming and wonderful as I first anticipated. I left Rome thinking: even if I don't do this, at least I have had a day with Sean.
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I have become a housewife and there is no better job.
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As a singer, I've had many opportunities to travel, and one thing I've learned is that through my music, I can be accepted by people all over the world. I often wonder why so many of us can't accept people who are different here, in our country? It's just not fair to be prejudiced against those whose race, religion or colour aren't the same as ours.
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On her son again: I smell his feet; they have a scent that's a bit like vinegar.
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Britney's a really cool girl, We were really close back when we were on the Mickey Mouse Club, and even watching her in interviews I find myself missing her lately. I'm really proud of her, how far she's come and what she's been able to accomplish. And to keep it together: It's so crazy out on the road. I gotta give her credit for not just going berserk and letting everybody get to her. I just passed on my number to her through somebody. It's good to have friends in the business who know what you're going through.
View quotes by Christina Aguilera

Its really beautiful and expensive and I like it a lot. I’ve gotten a lot of complements on it. It just seemed erotic in a place most people wouldn’t have the guts to do it
- Christina Aguilera on a diamond stud piercing in a very private part of her body.
- Rolling Stone, Nov. 14, 2002.
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Hear'say are the ugliest band I've ever seen. A boy band or a girl band have go to be good looking. Danny looks like a Shrek.
View quotes by Elton John

His goals for the future: 'Er, to have sex with Shannon Elizabeth.'
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Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.
View quotes by Beatrix Potter

'Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me'
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Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.
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