Your letter of excuses has arrived. I receive the letter but do not admit the excuses except in courtesy, as when a man treads on your toes and begs your pardon - the pardon is granted, but the joint aches, especially if there is a corn upon it. View quotes by Lord Byron
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. View quotes by Dwight Eisenhower
