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Politicians now are all crap.
View quotes by Mohamed Al-Fayed

No one is going to beat the crap out of me more than me.
View quotes by Mandel Bruce Patinkin

Ninety percent of everything is crap
View quotes by Theodore Sturgeon

Yoga is a load of crap.
View quotes by Elizabeth Jagger

I think a lot of the stuff I'm playing now is crap.
View quotes by John Peel

He was crap! [on referee Mark Halsey]
View quotes by Chris Coleman

I usually only go to the theatre if I've got mates in it, and it's usually crap. I have told Sam [Mendes] he can't do Shakespeare for a while now, because I don't want to have to go to see it.
View quotes by Jane Horrocks

Anyone who uses the word 'qunitessentially' in a half-time talk is talking crap.
View quotes by Mick McCarthy

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
View quotes by Dick Cavett

I've been in the business for 20 years, then I come on this show, sit on my arse, eat crap, jump out of an aeroplane - and now everyone wants to talk about me.
View quotes by Joe Pasquale

I'm not nervous yet because they haven't asked me for a speech. [On returning to the IoD after calling his jewellery crap]
View quotes by Gerald Ratner

I initiated the meeting because the press stir up so much crap [on truce talks with Rachel Hunter]
View quotes by Penny Lancaster

My team talk was very simple. I said: 'Let's just have an old-fashioned match, get the right result and go out for a few drinks afterwards'. It seemed to work better than all the tactical crap.
View quotes by Ron Atkinson

When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff.
View quotes by Mike Tyson

I'm crap at talking to girls. I really need them to come and chat to me, but I'm learning a lot from the England guys. [on the benefits of playing cricket]
View quotes by James Anderson

don't like these silly phone-in programmes. People come on who don't know what the hell they are talking about and say things like 'sack the manager because the team played crap today'
View quotes by Harry Redknapp

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. (Opening line, The Catcher in the Rye)
View quotes by J D Salinger

I thought: 'stuff that stiff upper lip crap. Let's see how stiff it is when it's split' [on England]
View quotes by Jeff Thomson

Golf takes me out of the crap of a sick world. Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.
View quotes by James Woods



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