I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the
dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
View quotes by Joan RiversTexas does not, like any other region, simply have indigenous
dishes. It proclaims them. It congratulates you, on your arrival, at having escaped from the slop pails of the other 49 states.
View quotes by Alistair CookeHow do you know if it's time to wash the
dishes and clean your house? Look inside your pants. If you find a penis in there, it's not time.
View quotes by Jo BrandTo the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier
dishes - 'but it's just like chicken, only tenderer.' Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken, only tougher.
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