Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle. View quotes by Edna Ferber
With thanks to God we know the way to heaven, to be as ready by water as by land, and therefore we care not which way we go. (When threatened with drowning by Henry VIII) View quotes by Friar Elstow
If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning. [on American Idol to a rubbish contestant] View quotes by Simon Cowell
