I was thinking - if we get a cell with a trouser press, we can make cheese toasties. [Lister in Red Dwarf] View quotes by Craig Charles
What jobs are there in a backwards reality for a dead hologram and an android with a head shaped like a novelty condom? [Rimmer, Red Dwarf] View quotes by Chris Barrie
Our thanks, of course, go to the spitting cobras, axolotls, golden frogs, dwarf chameleons, those happy tortoises, and this belongs not to me or to them but the production team View quotes by David Attenborough