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I had a big collection of fried eggs that I painted
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You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an a*** kicking contest.
View quotes by Rowan Atkinson

Can Love be controlled by advice? (The Beggar's Opera 1728)
View quotes by John Gay

As I was examining my past I realized I started out as a baby. Unfortunatly so did my brother. My mother did not put all of her eggs in a basket so to speak. After I was born my mother had a new son who taught me the meaning of survival of the fittest.
View quotes by Bill Cosby

'Pan, who and what art thou?' [Hook] cried huskily.
'I'm youth, I'm joy,' Peter answered at a venture, 'I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg.'
View quotes by Peter Pan

Don't count your eggs until the chicken's laid them.

The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important
View quotes by Bobby Robson

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
View quotes by Bernard Meltzer

A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's leg.
View quotes by Les Dawson

'I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them sam I am'
View quotes by Dr Seuss

See this egg. It is with this that all the schools of theology and all the temples of the earth are to be overturned. (Le Reve de d'Alembert)
View quotes by Denis Diderot

Pavement slippery, people sneezing, Lords in ermine, beggars freezing; Titled gluttons dainties carving, Genius in a garret starving. (January, 1795)
View quotes by Mary Robinson

Concentrate; put all your eggs in one basket, and watch that basket...
View quotes by Andrew Carnegie

Beckenbauer has really gambled all his eggs.
View quotes by Ron Atkinson

Yet, who can help loving the land that taught us
Six hundred and eighty-five ways to dress eggs?
View quotes by Thomas Moore

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
View quotes by Samuel Butler

Only a male intellect clouded by the sexual drive could call the stunted, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped and short-legged sex the fair sex.
View quotes by Arthur Schopenhauer

Their steaks are often good, but the lobsters-with claws the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger's forearms-are as glazed and tough as most of the customers.
View quotes by Malcolm Forbes

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.
View quotes by Samuel Goldwyn

Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.
View quotes by Samuel Goldwyn

Capital is money, capital is commodities. By virtue of it being value, it has acquired the occult ability to add value to itself. It brings forth living offspring, or, at the least, lays golden eggs.
View quotes by Karl Marx

The American character looks always as if it had just had a rather bad haircut, which gives it, in our eyes at any rate, a greater humanity than the European, which even among its beggars has an all too professional air.
View quotes by Mary McCarthy

This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
View quotes by Conan O'Brien

After Jackie Robinson the most important black in baseball history is Reggie Jackson, I really mean that.
View quotes by Reggie Jackson

When he gets back, I'll have to tell him he's grown. [on Warren Hegg, a sledging victim]
View quotes by Dominic Cork

Everything from an egg. [De Generatione Animalium]
View quotes by William Harvey

Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam. [Waitress in Spam sketch]
View quotes by Terry Jones

It has a nice reggae feel to it. I think a lot of people will like it. Lyrically, it's saying that you want a guy for just himself. You don't need all those material things, it's not important. You just want to spend time with him. [on song Baby It's You]
View quotes by JoJo

The door flew open, in he ran,
The great, long, red-legged scissor-man.
View quotes by Heinrich Hoffman

The gardening equivalent of learning to boil
an egg - Delia Smith on their new book, Delia's Kitchen Garden
View quotes by Gay Search

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II'
View quotes by Craig Kilborn

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