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When David [Arquette] and I got engaged we started therapy together. I'd heard that the first year of marriage is the hardest, so we decided to work through all that stuff early.
View quotes by Courtney Cox

Philosophy is such an impertinently litigious lady that a man has as good be engaged in law suits as have to do with her (letter to Edmund Halley)
View quotes by Sir Isaac Newton

To rely on a train in Blairís Britain is to engage in a crapshoot with the devil.
View quotes by Boris Johnson

In the end, everything is a gag.
View quotes by Charlie Chaplin

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.
View quotes by Galbraith

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
View quotes by Dave Barry

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
View quotes by Erma Bombeck

We are all afraid for our confidence, for the future, for the world. That is the nature of the human imagination. Yet every man, every civilization, has gone forward because of its engagement with what it has set itself to do.
View quotes by Jacob Bronowski

My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked.
View quotes by Elizabeth Taylor

The two most engaging powers of an author are to make new things familiar, familiar things new.
View quotes by William Makepeace Thackeray

June. It's the way she looks at me. She's gagging for it. [When asked which celebs had a crush on him]
View quotes by Vernon Kay

Microsoft is engaging in unlawful predatory practices that go well beyond the scope of fair competition.
View quotes by Orrin Hatch

Simplicity is making the journey of this life with just baggage enough.
View quotes by Charles Dudley Warner

For in the end, freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged.
View quotes by Alice Walker

Your idea of bliss is to wake up on a Monday morning knowing you haven't a single engagement for the entire week. You are cradled in a white paper cocoon tied up with typewriter ribbon.
View quotes by Edna Ferber

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it.
View quotes by Henry Ford

Few things tend more to alienate friendship than a want of punctuality in our engagements. I have known the breach of a promise to dine or sup to break up more than one intimacy.
View quotes by William Hazlitt

Lessons of wisdom have the most power over us when they capture the heart through the groundwork of a story, which engages the passions.
View quotes by Laurence Sterne

Not to engage in the pursuit of ideas is to live like ants instead of like men.
View quotes by Mortimer Adler

Whoever undertakes to create soon finds himself engaged in creating himself.
View quotes by Harold Rosenberg

Nastase is a Hamlet who wants to play a clown, but he is no good at it; his gags are bad, his timing is terrible and he never know how he's going over the top - which last drawback is the kiss of death for a comic.
View quotes by Clive James

The story of Pope John Paul II is that of a man of immense faith and conviction and, in latter years, great personal courage.

He engaged with human culture and civilisation in every aspect and in every corner of the world.
View quotes by Mary McAleese

Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think.
View quotes by Martin Luther King Jr

Today is a magnificent day for me, I'm engaged to a magnificent woman [on getting engaged to Katie Holmes]
View quotes by Tom Cruise

Something magnificent has happened to me and something extraordinary, and I'm so happy I just can't restrain myself [on getting engaged to Katie Holmes]
View quotes by Tom Cruise

It is with books as with women, where a certain plainness of manner and of dress is more engaging than that glare of paint and airs and apparel which may dazzle the eye, but reaches not the affections
View quotes by David Hume

We cry for mercy to the next amusement,
The next amusement mortgages our fields
View quotes by Edward Young

The Liberal Democrats are engaged in electoral fraud
View quotes by George Galloway

This chancellor is mortgaging this country's future [on Gordon Brown]
View quotes by David Cameron

The great principle of human satisfaction is engagement
View quotes by William Paley

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