The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.
View quotes by Jerry SeinfeldNature is cruel; therefore we are also entitled to be cruel. When I send the flower of German youth into the steel hail of the war without feeling the slightest regret over the precious German blood that is being spilled, should I also not have the right to eliminate millions of an inferior race that multiply like vermin.
View quotes by Adolf Hitler"I am not the German Tony Blair. Nor am I the German Bill Clinton. I am Gerhard Schroeder, chancellor of Germany, responsible for Germany. I don't want to be a copy of anyone."
View quotes by Gerhard SchroederYou know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
View quotes by Chris RockMaking a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s got to be hot, you’ve got to take your time, you’ve got to stir gently but firmly, you’ve got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. [Swiss Toni]
View quotes by Charlie HigsonThe only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.
View quotes by Dalton TrumboI always have been proud of being a Swiss, but I don't know very much about His [Switzerlands's] glory story, as my parents left to France in the year 1886 when I was seven an half years old.
View quotes by Louis ChevroletI don't worry about being Swiss number two, when the number one is Roger and he is one of the best players ever, it's not so bad!
View quotes by Stanislas WawrinkaI can say Hi, I'm Ben from A1 in French, Norweigan, and German. I'm so talented, don't you think?
View quotes by Ben Adams"Minnie is my nickname. Amelia's my real name. I'd love to be an Amelia, but frankly then I think I should be a German woman with a horned hat."
View quotes by Minnie Driver'I'd rather have a German division in front of me than have a French brigade behind me' (Attributed)
View quotes by General George PattenMan is what he eats (in German: Der Mensch ist, was er isst)
View quotes by Ludwig FeuerbachWaiting for the German verb is the ultimate thrill
View quotes by Rene O'BrienThe Führer alone is the present and future German reality and its law. Learn to know ever more deeply: from now on every single thing demands decision, and every action responsibility.
View quotes by Martin HeideggerI married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
View quotes by Bette MidlerAs an English General has very truly said, 'The German army was stabbed in the back.' (Statement in Reichstag 1919)
View quotes by Paul Von HindenburgWha the dell hae we got for a King,
But a wee, wee German lairdie!
View quotes by Allan CunninghamA lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag.
View quotes by David LettermanThey bombed my granny's chippie, left it completely flat. I'll have her for that [fighting a German boxer]
View quotes by Jane CouchI just couldn't train in a Brazil shirt. I wouldn't do it. It was like asking an Englishman to wear a German kit - he'd never do that
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