I am not eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish. View quotes by Dame Edith Sitwell
If Roy Keane were to go to Celtic to play football, it would be a case of out of the goldfish bowl, into the fire. View quotes by Cathal Dervan
They all lined up like a bunch of tailor's dummies to announce Steve McClaren's sacking and it was like being at the fun-fair. Take a pop-gun, shoot them and see who falls off their chair - walk away with a goldfish View quotes by Alan Sugar