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To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Macbeth, Act 5 Scene 5
View quotes by William Shakespeare

'If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot.'
View quotes by Charles Dickens

'Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as I'm concerned.'
View quotes by Noel Gallagher

'Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.'
View quotes by Charlie Chaplin

A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street anymore without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal family or an animal in a zoo; and zoo animals have been known to die from stares.
View quotes by Igor Stravinsky

I'm horrified,' he begins slowly 'after reading a press release from a hotel in Scotland that went public in announcing the fact that they're doing a deep-fried sandwich full of Nutella. I mean, Christ! Seventy-five per cent of my staff are French. They look at me like I'm some sort of twat that my Scottish brothers are launching two slices of bread with a fucking inch of Nutella between them, battered and deep fat fried. Now what the fuck is this country coming to? What are we doing to ourselves? That has to be abolished. Here we are, progressing tenfold, buying the right bread, real croissants, we're making fresh muesli and we understand what a great cup of coffee is. And then some idiot brings out a deep-fried chocolate sandwich. I want to find the bastard that put that idea together. I've got the most amazing charcoal grill in my new kitchen. I'm going to sit his butt on it and criss-cross my name on his bloody arse cheeks to remind him. Every time he wakes up in the morning he can gawp at his arse. Is he fucking stupid? When these things hit France, the French just have a field day laughing at us. So I'm looking for that scumbag. I'm going to fucking grill his arse. Brand him with a hot iron like a little calf or a lamb. I'm going to put Ramsayfied on his butt, so every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks 'Fuck! I shouldn't have done that!''

View quotes by Gordon Ramsay

I'm all in favour of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius.
View quotes by Leo Szilard

Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.
View quotes by Lucy Lawless

I am sincerely sweet, but I can't be taken for an idiot
View quotes by Ophelie Winter

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
View quotes by George Carlin

Back to the nets, idiot. [his taunt to a batsman on getting out]
View quotes by Ian Healy

Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.
View quotes by Leo Durocher

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?
View quotes by Michael Moore

What do you take me for, an idiot? [when asked if he was happy]
View quotes by Charles De Gaulle

Children were chasing an idiot boy up the village street to the churchyard
View quotes by Ellen Glasgow

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot
View quotes by John Lennon

It has been observed the absolute idiot plays the steadiest.
View quotes by Walter Simpson

A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do.
View quotes by Sir Osbert Sitwell

I've never seen anything like it in my life. He made me look like an idiot - but it was a pleasure to watch it.
[losing 9 - 2 to Higgins in Grand Prix 2005]
View quotes by Ronnie O'Sullivan

A lot of people have a bad perception of me. They think I'm a bit of an idiot and I want to prove that I'm not
View quotes by Antony Costa



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