Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's
easy - you look under the
kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you
know it's a McDonald's.
View quotes by Billy ConnellyI had a bet with a pal. We got drunk one night, we were morose because we had lost. He said if we escaped relegation he'd buy me an expensive meal if I wore a
kilt, although I kept my knickers on - it was too draughty! I dare not tell you what the bet was if we hadn't stayed up!
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