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We're just a married couple having fun. There's no big deal what a married couple get up to in the privacy of their own home. But yes, there is a pole for Zoe to lapdance.
View quotes by Fatboy Slim

I think I've always had the shots. But in the past, I've suffered too many mental lapses. Now, I'm starting to get away from that and my mental discipline and commitment to the game are much better. I think I'm really taking a good look at the big picture. That's the difference between being around for the final or watching the final from my sofa at home.
View quotes by Andre Agassi

The sky turned black with the flapping wings of chickens coming home to roost.
View quotes by James Callaghan

'Brad [Pitt], poor g**zer, was blown up, thrown around, burned, slapped, frozen. But never a moan or a whine. Now that's what I call a real star.'
View quotes by Guy Ritchie

Thinking is to me the greatest fatigue in the world (The Relapse)
View quotes by Sir John Vanbrugh

Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building
View quotes by John Osborne

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? All the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellry. (At a Royal Variety Performance)
View quotes by John Lennon

It is almost as if you were frantically constructing another world while the world that you live in dissolves beneath your feet, and that your survival depends on completing this construction at least one second before the old habitation collapses.
View quotes by Tennessee Williams

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
View quotes by Will Rogers

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
View quotes by Alfred North Whitehead

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
View quotes by Maya Angelou

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, I am with you kid. Let's go.
View quotes by Maya Angelou

What a strange thing is the propagation of life! A bubble of seed which may be spilt in a whore's lap, or in the orgasm of a voluptuous dream, might (for aught we know) have formed a Caesar or a Bonaparte - there is nothing remarkable recorded of their sires, that I know of.
View quotes by Lord Byron

The lapse of ages changes all things - time, language, the earth, the bounds of the sea, the stars of the sky, and every thing 'about, around, and underneath' man, except man himself.
View quotes by Lord Byron

And on lap 72 out of 71, Damon Hill leads...
View quotes by Murray Walker

This is lap 54 - after that it's 55, 56, 57, 58...
View quotes by Murray Walker

Any critic is entitled to wrong judgments, of course. But certain lapses of judgment indicate the radical failure of an entire sensibility.
View quotes by Susan Sontag

It is the duty of Her Majesty's government neither to flap nor to falter.
View quotes by Harold McMillan

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.
View quotes by Lin Yutang

Serena will not roll over, she'll just slap her thigh, pound away and end up shrieking. 'Cos she's a player who likes to come strong.
View quotes by Virginia Wade

All enterprises that are entered into with indiscreet zeal may be pursued with great vigor at first, but are sure to collapse in the end.
View quotes by Tacitus

No story is the same to us after a lapse of time; or rather we who read it are no longer the same interpreters.
View quotes by George Eliot

When I got frustrated, I went for a pedal. I once went as far as Walton-On-Thames - that's a long bloody way from Clapham [err - not really!]
View quotes by Edwina Currie

I'm not ashamed. We all start somewhere but I knew it would come back to haunt me [on her lapdancing past]
View quotes by Renee Zellweger

Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
View quotes by Red Skelton

Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh no he isn't! It's a lap record.
View quotes by Murray Walker

I'm not superstitious or anything like that, but I'll just hope we'll play our best and put it in the lap of the Gods.
View quotes by Terry Neill

Have you been playing a long time? to Eric Clapton re his guitar playing!]
View quotes by Queen Elizabeth II

Once you touch the biographies of human beings, the notion that political beliefs are logically determined collapses like a pricked balloon.
View quotes by Walter Lippmann

Do you believe in fairies? Say quick that you believe. If you believe, clap your hands!
View quotes by J M Barrie



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