The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris. View quotes by Larry Wall
I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble. View quotes by Agatha Christie
Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drives into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark. View quotes by Samuel Johnson
In reality, everyone is good in bed. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded. View quotes by John Dobbin