'It was a story about me appearing on TOTP with my flies undone, and I joked to someone that no one noticed because my manhood was only 2 inches long. The next thing I knew there was an article with a headline 'My todger's a titch.' But I'd like to reassure all the girls out there that the story is a load of rubbish.' View quotes by Kevin Simm
Poverty is the only load which is the heavier the more loved ones there are to assist in bearing it. View quotes by Jean Paul Richter
Apparently they have received an on-line auction bid on eBay for £750 in aid of charity - for that money, I would be happy to deliver a whole lorry load. [on a bag of manure from his winning mount!] View quotes by Leslie Law
It is nice to be recognised for actually achieving something in life as opposed to spending seven weeks in a house on TV with a load of other muppets [having a dig at Big Brother] View quotes by Bradley Wiggins
