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Don't knock masturbation; it's sex with someone I love.
View quotes by Woody Allen

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
View quotes by Truman Capote

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.
View quotes by Karl Kraus

I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to sex.
View quotes by David Lodge

This is a rumour-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics... or masturbation
View quotes by Johnny Depp

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
View quotes by Thomas Szasz



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