I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to sex. View quotes by David Lodge
This is a rumour-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics... or masturbation View quotes by Johnny Depp
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure. View quotes by Thomas Szasz
