On himself: 'I am a specialist in unrequited love' (mentioned to the audience at the Austin concert)
View quotes by Russell Crowe
The Queen mentioned that some of us smelled as though we had been drinking (after being honoured at Buckingham Palace) View quotes by Josh Lewsey
He could have mentioned this before. Talk about rubbing salt into the wound. I'm sure he would like me to say I've been robbed, and I would agree. And it's not like he hasn't got enough already [on having to collect an award for Ricky Gervais] View quotes by Stephen Merchant
Francis Webb is easily our greatest poet and one of the greatest poets in the world but he's hardly ever mentioned. View quotes by Robert Adamson
