Speech is a double edged sword indeed, just ask the monkeys and realise that if they were to speak, then they would have to work! View quotes by Kenneth Graham
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. View quotes by Bill Hirst
There are 193 species of monkeys and apes, 192 of them are covered with hair. The exception is a naked ape self-named Homo sapiens. View quotes by Desmond Morris
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special. View quotes by Stephen Hawking
At 5.30am I realised it was a losing battle and I sat down with my DVD player and a guitar, messing around - a bit of Arctic Monkeys mainly [on a sleepness night after beating France] View quotes by Jonny Wilkinson
