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Our sex life has been ruined since the arrival of our first baby. We can't be so spontaneous because we don't want the nanny to hear us. We can't scream and yell like we used to.
View quotes by Cindy Crawford

This is the second most bizarre thing ever to happen to me. The first was when I was sued by a woman who claimed she became pregnant because she watched me on TV and I bent her contraceptive coil.
View quotes by Uri Geller

On the Hugh Grant romance rumours: We're not dating and I'm not pregnant. We have not kissed or touched. We have not fought and broken up.
View quotes by Sandra Bullock

On Leonardo DiCaprio: What is he - eleven? thirteen? I could play his nanny.
View quotes by Sophie Marceau

On her breast size increase during pregnancy: I even make Jordan look normal.
View quotes by Kerry Katona

Every four weeks I go up a bra size...it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.
View quotes by Natasha Hamilton

I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
View quotes by Alfred Hitchcock

Iron rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind.
View quotes by Leonardo Da Vinci

Happiness consists in activity. It is running steam, not a stagnant pool.
View quotes by Oliver Wendell Holmes

I never remember feeling tired by work, though idleness exhausts me completely.
See Arthur Conan Doyle's entry on Said What for more quotes
View quotes by Sherlock Holmes

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
View quotes by Woody Allen

A woman does not want the truth; what is truth to women? From the beginning, nothing has been more alien, repugnant, and hostile to woman than the truth - her great art is the lie, her highest concern is mere appearance and beauty
View quotes by Friedrich Nietzsche

'I don't have a nanny or a housekeeper, and I only have a cleaner for one hour each week. I finish work and go home. I cook the dinner. I run into Tesco and do the housework in the evening.'
View quotes by Victoria Beckham

On marriage to Madonna: 'We are not that flash, me or the missus. In fact, we are quite low-maintenance.'
View quotes by Guy Ritchie

A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present
View quotes by Thomas Fuller

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
View quotes by Henry L Mencken

There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail. - Life and Human Nature
View quotes by Logan Pearsall Smith

Our gardens are symbols of home rather than seduction. Young people with fire in their blood are seldom found in them. The garden is the scene of middle age, of the slow passage from sexual excitement to domestic routine. [Financial Times]
View quotes by Roger Scruton

Economics is a subject profoundly conducive to cliche, resonant with boredom. On few topics is an American audience so practiced in turning off its ears and minds. And none can say that the response is ill advised.
View quotes by Galbraith

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
View quotes by Isaac Asimov

A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.
View quotes by Dave Barry

For the merchant, even honesty is a financial speculation.
View quotes by Charles Baudelaire

Guys usually know immediately that I'm high-maintenance.
View quotes by Yasmine Bleeth

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
View quotes by Erma Bombeck

Magnanimity in politics is not seldom the truest wisdom; and a great empire and little minds go ill together.
View quotes by Edmund Burke

Our civilization survives in the complacency of cowardly or malignant minds - a sacrifice to the vanity of aging adolescents. In 1953, excess is always a comfort, and sometimes a career.
View quotes by Albert Camus

Finance, like time, devours its own children.
View quotes by Honore De Balzac

It is the nature of ambition to make men liars and cheats, to hide the truth in their breasts, and show, like jugglers, another thing in their mouths, to cut all friendships and enmities to the measure of their own interest, and to make a good countenance without the help of good will.
View quotes by Kenneth Tynan

Cancer patients are lied to, not just because the disease is (or is thought to be) a death sentence, but because it is felt to be obscene - in the original meaning of that word: ill-omened, abominable, repugnant to the senses.
View quotes by Susan Sontag

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.
View quotes by Casey Stengel



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