I've not seen a bat take a battering like that since Ozzy Osbourne went on tour [on Ted the Count Hankey's wifes twisting of a bat during a bad performance by Hankey] View quotes by David Croft
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots View quotes by Ozzy Ozbourne
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. View quotes by Ozzy Osbourne
It doesn't matter whether it's cricket, rugby union, rugby league - we all hate England. It's time to get square and knock them off in Marseille [Ozzy lost again] View quotes by John O'Neill
