'I have 'Shut Up and Forget About It' on my phone as a ringtone.'
'I fell over in front of Janet Jackson and spilt a pint of
pineapple juice over myself.'
'I'll never get tired of little girls throwing themselves at me.'
View quotes by Dane BowersPropose to an Englishman any principle, or any instrument, however admirable, and you will observe that the whole effort of the English mind is directed to find a difficulty, a defect, or an impossibility in it. If you speak to him of a machine for peeling a potato, he will pronounce it impossible; if you peel a potato with it before his eyes, he will declare it useless, because it will not slice a
pineapple.
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