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'Now is the winter of our discount tents' - in a camping store.
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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people jumping up and down?
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'I guess that's why we're not shipping Windows 98 yet.'
- After a 'new and improved' Windows 98-running PC crashed leaving a 'Blue Screen Of Death' during a demonstration in front of about a thousand reporters and live on CNN
View quotes by Bill Gates

American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.
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Then I saw the Congo, creeping through the black, Cutting through the forest with a golden track.
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'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg'
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Women are part of the reason for washing and keeping clean, aren't they?
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'In real life I'm bone dry and when I play I'm a mango and in sex I'm starving to be a dripping mango'
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'Rock 'n' roll is ridiculous. It's absurd. In the past U2 was trying to duck that. Now we're wrapping our arms around it and giving it a great big kiss. It's like onstage, 'Some of this bullshit is pretty cool.'
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' I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees... putting on make-up when you're up there!'
View quotes by Eddie Izzard

I know that my fans want to know who I'm sleeping with, but it's really none of their business.
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I don't want to be 35 years old and still popping out songs in miniskirts and la-la-la.
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Your belt is stopping the blood flow to your head! (to judge Simon Callow)
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'I have a hit record, can I jump off the roof now?' - Fred
'No you are NOT jumping off the roof Fred!' - Fred's mom
View quotes by Fred Durst

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox is the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.
View quotes by Oscar Wilde

Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping.
View quotes by Jonathan Swift

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
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The sound of water escaping from mill-dams, etc., willows, old rotten planks, slimy posts, and brickwork.those scenes made me a painter and I am grateful.
View quotes by John Constable

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
View quotes by Tommy Cooper

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
View quotes by Albert Einstein

Can anything be more absurd than keeping women in a state of ignorance, and yet so vehemently to insist on their resisting temptation? (In Mary Wollstonecraft A Vindication of the Rights of Women 1792)
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The sky turned black with the flapping wings of chickens coming home to roost.
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"Let sleeping dogs lie."
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'I'm not a particularly attractive person - 5ft 8in, stooping, with a receding hairline.'
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The car, the furniture, the wife, the children - everything has to be disposable. Because you see the main thing today is - shopping.
View quotes by Arthur Miller

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
View quotes by Jessica Simpson

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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Drastic measures is Latin for a whopping (Vice Versa)
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How beautiful is youth, that is always slipping away! Whoever wants to be happy, let him be so: of tomorrow there's no knowing.
View quotes by Lorenzo De' Medici

(About the incessant sopping drizzle in Normandy)

It can't go on forever
It would if it could
But there's no use talking
For it wouldn't if it could.

View quotes by Walter Sickert

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