Here are a list of Quotes from the delightful Northern Irish Comedian Danny McCrossan
Even the most powerful lie detector invented couldn’t drag a secret out of a woman, however, women rarely have lunch with lie detectors… - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian
See women need to talk because they feel like they have to have adequate levels of communication in order to sustain a healthy and open relationship, whereas men are only driven to speak because of matters beyond their control, like not being able to find clean socks. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
In Pagan times, uninspired people made sacrifices at the altar, and today, thanks to marraige, many still do. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
When women are bored they do the usual things, they eat, they go shopping, they neurotically judge the looks of other women, but men, men invade another country! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Anything that I’ve ever done that ended up worthwhile, initially scared me to death. Wether it was walking out on stage for that very first time, or asking a girl to include me in her
plans for the future, but you know what, You have to risk everything sometimes or you risk even more. It’s not the challenges we face that define us, it’s the actions we take. - Danny McCrossan -Northern irish Comedian.
Everyone had big
plans for me when I was younger, it was a cliche “Danny can do anything he wants to do” So I did the only thing I ever thought was worthwhile, bring laughter into the world. How I came to been seen as somewhat of a dissapointment to all those people who had made
plans for me, well that still makes me chuckle. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
You learn alot in your teenage years, for instance I learned that if you’re ever being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then onto a mini seesaw and then jump through a ring of fire, they’ve trained for that y’see. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Asking people in Northern Ireland what they think of politics is like asking the Jews what they think of Hitler. - Danny MCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
There are too many warnings on packaging these days - defrost before eating - Use as directed - I mean, what’s next, you buy a packet of condoms, warning - may contain nuts! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I say don’t conform, don’t allow yourself to be pigeon holed, it’s no good for the soul, and the pigeon doesn’t enjoy it either. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I remember how nervous I was my very first gig and I remember when I walked out on stage and spoke those words, how the audience laughed and laughed. I swore, there and then, that one day I would have my revenge. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
The sign said “This door to remain closed at all times” Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a door? - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
View quotes by Danny McCrossanI have no
plans, and no
plans to plan.
View quotes by Mario CuomoMake no little
plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood and probably will themselves not be realized. Make big
plans; aim high in hope and work, remembering that a noble, logical diagram once recorded will not die.
View quotes by Daniel BurnhamLife is what happens when you are making other
plans.
View quotes by John LennonThe finest
plans are always ruined by the littleness of those who ought to carry them out, for the Emperors can actually do nothing.
View quotes by Bertolt BrechtAdvertising is a business of words, but advertising agencies are infested with men and women who cannot write. They cannot write advertisements, and they cannot write
plans. They are helpless as deaf mutes on the stage of the Metropolitan Opera.
View quotes by David OgilvyHe who every morning
plans the transaction of the day and follows out that plan, carries a thread that will guide him through the maze of the most busy life. But where no plan is laid, where the disposal of time is surrendered merely to the chance of incidence, chaos will soon reign.
View quotes by Victor HugoUntil one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid
plans.
The moment one definitely commits oneself, then providence moves too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one's favor all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance, which no man could have dreamed would have come his way. Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. Begin it now.
View quotes by Johann Wolfgang Von GoetheA good traveller has no fixed
plans, and is not intent on arriving.
View quotes by Lao TzuThe ultimate in disposing one's troops is to be without ascertainable shape. Then the most penetrating spies cannot pry in nor can the wise lay
plans against you.
View quotes by Sun TzuIndeed one's faith in one's
plans and methods is truly tested when the horizon before one is the blackest.
View quotes by Mahatma GandhiWhat prudent merchant will hazard his fortunes in any new branch of commerce when he knows not that his
plans may be rendered unlawful before they can be executed?
View quotes by James MadisonWe can act as if there were a God; feel as if we were free; consider Nature as if she were full of special designs; lay
plans as if we were to be immortal; and we find then that these words do make a genuine difference in our moral life.
View quotes by William JamesI have many
plans.
View quotes by Verona FeldbuschIf somebody
plans to carry out a series of murders ... then this is obviously an evil and pre-meditated attack and in that case, there could be a deterrent effect
View quotes by David DavisConsider any individual at any period of his life, and you will always find him preoccupied with fresh
plans to increase his comfort.
View quotes by TocquevilleWe climb to heaven most often on the ruins of our cherished
plans, finding our failures were successes.
View quotes by Amos Bronson AlcottPlans are nothing; planning is everything.
View quotes by Dwight EisenhowerI need to broaden my horizons really [on
plans to move into acting]
View quotes by Marilyn MansonThe targets are tough because much of the BBC is pretty lean [on
plans to cut 2,900 jobs at the cushy BBC]
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