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We as consumers will not tolerate a poor product or service, then why do we allow and in fact manage and lead a business that allows a less than tolerable product or service to exist?
View quotes by Jonathon J Salomon

All that 'poor hometown girl who marries into Hollywood royalty'. It's actually quite insulting to my parents.
View quotes by Catherine Zeta Jones

You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'Mick, it's time to get yourself a new spoon.' And you do.
View quotes by Mick Jagger

'Sometimes I'll be walking down the street and I'll hear some American and I'll just go, 'Of course they hate us, of course they can't stand us. We're the most annoying, boisterous creatures in the world.' I mean we come in and we eat mounds of food, and we're like, 'Where's the ketchup for our French fries.' I'm like, 'Shut up.'' - explaining how she REALLY feels about her American fans when being treated poorly in France.
View quotes by Kate Hudson

I would never get a boob job. Those big-titted girls by the hotel poolsides? You just want to spit-shine them
View quotes by Juliette Lewis

On singing in the swimming pool: "If I can move the water, I can move the people."
View quotes by Michael Bolton

People who speak in metaphores should shampoo my crotch
View quotes by Jack Nicholson

To a Zoe Ball fan: Poor thing, she's your inspiration? What hope is there for you?
View quotes by Sara Cox

Good name in man and woman, dear my lord, Is the immediate jewel of their souls: Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing; 'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands; But he that filches from me my good name Robs me of that which not enriches him And makes me poor indeed. - Othello, Act 3 scene 3
View quotes by William Shakespeare

Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy - Hamlet Act 5, Scene 1
View quotes by William Shakespeare

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Macbeth, Act 5 Scene 5
View quotes by William Shakespeare

How poor are they that have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees? - Othello
View quotes by William Shakespeare

Speaking to an actor after he had given a poor performance:
My dear chap! Good isn't the word!
View quotes by W S Gilbert

Happiness consists in activity. It is running steam, not a stagnant pool.
View quotes by Oliver Wendell Holmes

But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
View quotes by W B Yeats

...I still expected to see Doreen's body lying there in the pool of vomit like an ugly, concrete testimony to my own dirty nature. - The Bell Jar
View quotes by Sylvia Plath

'Well,' said Pooh, 'what I like best-' and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called. - The House at Pooh Corner
View quotes by A A Milne

‘Get to know the poor in your country. Love them. Serve them.’
View quotes by Mother Teresa

When I give food to the poor they call me a saint.
When I ask why the poor have no food they call me a communist
View quotes by Helder Camara

No arts; no letters; no society; and which is worst of all, continual fear and danger of violent death; and the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short. (Leviathan)
View quotes by Thomas Hobbes

Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor.
View quotes by James Baldwin

Though all his life a fool associates with a wise man, he no more comprehends the Truth than a spoon tastes the flavour of the soup.
View quotes by Buddha

Poor Mexico, so far from God and so close to the United States.
View quotes by Porfirio Diaz

Negotiating with de Valera.... is like trying to pick up mercury with a fork. ( to which de Valera replied, 'Why doesn't he use a spoon?' )
View quotes by David Lloyd George

These guys are no mugs. - being asked before the match about Liverpool's Scandanavian opponents. Liverpool won 10 - 0!
View quotes by Kenny Dalglish

I risked getting my tyres nicked by going to Robbie Fowler's home in Liverpool!
View quotes by Kevin Keegan

'Brad [Pitt], poor g**zer, was blown up, thrown around, burned, slapped, frozen. But never a moan or a whine. Now that's what I call a real star.'
View quotes by Guy Ritchie

There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool, That's noted for fresh air and fun, And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom Went there with young Albert, their son. ('The Lion and Albert', 1932)
View quotes by Marriott Edgar

From the first dawn of life unto the grave,
Poor womankind's in every state a slave.
('The Emulation' - 1703)
View quotes by Sarah Egerton

To be poor and independent is very nearly an impossibility (Advice to Young Men)
View quotes by William Cobbett



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