Life is a shit
sandwich and every day you take another bite.
View quotes by Joe SchmidtThere's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly
sandwich is better than bad sex.
View quotes by Billy JoelSandwich every bit of criticism between two thick layers of praise.
View quotes by Mary Kay AshI brought you a tuna
sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are.
View quotes by Marge SimpsonAn adult male living alone stops being a vaguely tragicomic bachelor once he is found in the circumstance of simultaneously taking a whiz and eating a
sandwich.
View quotes by Dean AllenIt does sound like a science fiction story and I may sound like one of these guys who walks up and down with a
sandwich board saying the end of the world is nigh, but the end is nigh...
View quotes by Lembit OpikI'm horrified,' he begins slowly 'after reading a press release from a hotel in Scotland that went public in announcing the fact that they're doing a deep-fried
sandwich full of Nutella. I mean, Christ! Seventy-five per cent of my staff are French. They look at me like I'm some sort of twat that my Scottish brothers are launching two slices of bread with a fucking inch of Nutella between them, battered and deep fat fried. Now what the fuck is this country coming to? What are we doing to ourselves? That has to be abolished. Here we are, progressing tenfold, buying the right bread, real croissants, we're making fresh muesli and we understand what a great cup of coffee is. And then some idiot brings out a deep-fried chocolate
sandwich. I want to find the bastard that put that idea together. I've got the most amazing charcoal grill in my new kitchen. I'm going to sit his butt on it and criss-cross my name on his bloody arse cheeks to remind him. Every time he wakes up in the morning he can gawp at his arse. Is he fucking stupid? When these things hit France, the French just have a field day laughing at us. So I'm looking for that scumbag. I'm going to fucking grill his arse. Brand him with a hot iron like a little calf or a lamb. I'm going to put Ramsayfied on his butt, so every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks 'Fuck! I shouldn't have done that!''
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