Shorts Quotes

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Eat my shorts!
View quotes by Bart Simpson

Eat my shorts!
View quotes by Matt Groening

I just wanted to see how the shorts felt again
View quotes by Rafael Nadal

Success sometimes can really bite you in the shorts
View quotes by Donny Osmond

Sunderland are breathing down the shorts of Wigan.
View quotes by Mark Bright

It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milk Bone shorts.
View quotes by Kelly Allen

Every Celtic player will wear the number seven jersey on his shorts.
View quotes by Murdo MacLeod

A small American football top and tiny shorts [favorite clothes]
View quotes by Vanessa DeMira

You said it; I didn't. I can't think of anything funny to say that would not get me in trouble. I am going to leave that one alone [when asked about the long shorts worn by Rafael Nadal]
View quotes by Andy Roddick

There's nothing left in our dressing room. Shirts, shorts, boots, they've got it all. They even tried to get my suit [on giving everything they had to Chase Town]
View quotes by Dave Jones

He's done something that, at worst, is a little bit childish. At best, it's a bit of comedy that everyone should laugh off, but I still have to deal with it several days later [on Joey Barton dropping his shorts]
View quotes by Stuart Pearce

I would show up for work and look at the pairs of tight, shiny shorts or jeans that made up our $4 wardrobe and wonder if we were making Showgirls..
View quotes by Ryan Phillippe

You only have to look around on a hot day to see ancient ladies in short shorts, and you'll realise that many woemn are extraordinarily - inexplicably - confident about their bodies. If anything we should hold back a little bit.
View quotes by Sian Phillips

Contour-hugging cycle shorts can cruelly expose anyone whose performance falls an inch or two short of an all-comers' record.
View quotes by Richard Littlejohn

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
View quotes by Diana Jordan

When I see all my legs out, I have confidence. I look at my muscles and they look big and I feel strong. With big shorts, I can't see my muscles at all.
View quotes by Paolo Di Canio

'Now I've stopped wearing huge trousers I can't wear boxer shorts. I wear thongs. When I first wore them I felt rude, I kept seeing my bare bum - then I liked it.'
View quotes by Ben Adams



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