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The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.
View quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.
View quotes by Dalton Trumbo

I always have been proud of being a Swiss, but I don't know very much about His [Switzerlands's] glory story, as my parents left to France in the year 1886 when I was seven an half years old.
View quotes by Louis Chevrolet

I don't worry about being Swiss number two, when the number one is Roger and he is one of the best players ever, it's not so bad!
View quotes by Stanislas Wawrinka

Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. Itís got to be hot, youíve got to take your time, youíve got to stir gently but firmly, youíve got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. [Swiss Toni]
View quotes by Charlie Higson

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
View quotes by Chris Rock



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