Toilet Quotes

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I asked to go to the toilet and they said, `No, you can't, not until the end of the set!'
View quotes by Gael Monfils

While we're talking about rules, can no one go to the toilet in the shower!
View quotes by Carole Vincent

It's what Australians call the toilet [the dunny]
View quotes by Jason Donovan

I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
View quotes by Matthew Broderick

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.
View quotes by David Feherty

I wouldn't go in a fast food outlet even to use the toilet.
View quotes by Jonny Wilkinson

I had to clean toilet bowls. There's nothing more degrading than being someone's housekeeper.
View quotes by Madonna

Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
View quotes by Liam Neeson

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed
View quotes by Jennifer Aniston

'I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland.'
View quotes by Ewan McGregor

On marrying Freddie Prinze Jr: He grew up with women so he leaves the toilet seat up.
View quotes by Sarah Michelle Gellar

Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
View quotes by Alexander Chase

I'm not touching the actual sonnets; I just offered it around as a practical thing. (on using the Complete Works of Shakespeare as toilet paper)
View quotes by Susannah Moffat

I have to apologise to the nation. I just had to stop. I didn't know how far I was in front. [on taking a toilet break whilst winning the London Marathon!]
View quotes by Paula Radcliffe

Poisoned by his mother? It is good, very good. It ranks up there with 'I got it from the toilet seat' (on Shane Warne's explanation for using a banned substance)
View quotes by Dick Pound

All my Aunties hated me as a child and they refused to look after me. I used to put bleach into milk bottles and I once flushed my Mum's wedding ring down the toilet. She never found it again! I also cut my own hair the day before Communion because I had a horrible bowl hairdo which swept to the side. My Mum wasn't happy
View quotes by Bryan McFadden

If Iím sitting on the toilet and Iím looking at the grouting on the tiles, that grouting really gets me. Mothers have a thing about grouting.
View quotes by Sharon Osbourne



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