My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition. View quotes by Indira Gandhi
Sanchez told us to hit long balls and pick up rebounds. He wanted us to play like Neanderthals but I am not a Neanderthal man and I told him I could not continue View quotes by Frank Queudrue
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. View quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't. View quotes by Marilyn Monroe