As
usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot
View quotes by John LennonMistakes are the
usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom.
View quotes by Phyllis TherouxIt's the
usual one - a manager leaves, somebody else comes in and they get the result. Well, balls to that.
View quotes by Mick McCarthyThe
usual masculine disillusionment in discovering that a woman has a brain.
View quotes by Margaret MitchellUmpire Fenwick just twitches his nose, instead of putting his finger up in the
usual way.
View quotes by Paul AllottAn’ there’s the
usual problem of the drainage in the lower field, sorr. [The Fast Show]
View quotes by Paul WhitehouseAt my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as
usual.
View quotes by Patrick MoorePeople can use their accounts and carry on making their mortgage payments in the
usual way [on Northern Rock crisis]
View quotes by Alistair DarlingIt was the 95th minute of their
usual seven minutes of injury time [on a late equaliser scored by Aston Villa]
View quotes by Sir Alex FergusonI advise nobody to get their hair cut in Sheffield - and certainly not coloured. It was meant to turn out white but instead it's yellow! I'll have to get it sorted out before my next match but my
usual hairdresser is on holiday.
View quotes by Stephen LeeThis silly woman makes even Jade Goody look like someone with an Oxford first [as
usual Ann says what she means when talking about an Oscar winner called Marion Cotillard]
View quotes by Ann WiddecombeAl Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the
usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.
View quotes by Jay LenoAs
usual the Liberals offer a mixture of sound and original ideas. Unfortunately none of the sound ideas is original and none of the original ideas is sound.
View quotes by Harold McMillanHere are a list of Quotes from the delightful Northern Irish Comedian Danny McCrossan
Even the most powerful lie detector invented couldn’t drag a secret out of a woman, however, women rarely have lunch with lie detectors… - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian
See women need to talk because they feel like they have to have adequate levels of communication in order to sustain a healthy and open relationship, whereas men are only driven to speak because of matters beyond their control, like not being able to find clean socks. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
In Pagan times, uninspired people made sacrifices at the altar, and today, thanks to marraige, many still do. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
When women are bored they do the
usual things, they eat, they go shopping, they neurotically judge the looks of other women, but men, men invade another country! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Anything that I’ve ever done that ended up worthwhile, initially scared me to death. Wether it was walking out on stage for that very first time, or asking a girl to include me in her plans for the future, but you know what, You have to risk everything sometimes or you risk even more. It’s not the challenges we face that define us, it’s the actions we take. - Danny McCrossan -Northern irish Comedian.
Everyone had big plans for me when I was younger, it was a cliche “Danny can do anything he wants to do” So I did the only thing I ever thought was worthwhile, bring laughter into the world. How I came to been seen as somewhat of a dissapointment to all those people who had made plans for me, well that still makes me chuckle. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
You learn alot in your teenage years, for instance I learned that if you’re ever being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then onto a mini seesaw and then jump through a ring of fire, they’ve trained for that y’see. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Asking people in Northern Ireland what they think of politics is like asking the Jews what they think of Hitler. - Danny MCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
There are too many warnings on packaging these days - defrost before eating - Use as directed - I mean, what’s next, you buy a packet of condoms, warning - may contain nuts! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I say don’t conform, don’t allow yourself to be pigeon holed, it’s no good for the soul, and the pigeon doesn’t enjoy it either. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I remember how nervous I was my very first gig and I remember when I walked out on stage and spoke those words, how the audience laughed and laughed. I swore, there and then, that one day I would have my revenge. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
The sign said “This door to remain closed at all times” Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a door? - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
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