Quotes:Girls you've got to know
when it's time to turn the page
when you're only
wet because of the rain
View quotes by Tori Amos"It was a Sunday afternoon,
wet and cheerless; and a duller spectacle this earth of ours has not to show than a rainy Sunday in London."
View quotes by Thomas De QuinceyIf one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a
wet hen.
View quotes by Nikita KhrushchevI disappointed myself... I disappointed God. (On a
wet t-shirt competition)
View quotes by Catherine BosleyHe who kno
weth the precepts by heart, but faileth to practice them, is like unto one who lighteth a lamp and then shutteth his eyes.
View quotes by Robert Louis StevensonNo man ever
wetted clay and then left it, as if there would be bricks by chance and fortune.
View quotes by PlutarchHe was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in
wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.'
View quotes by Terry PratchettAnd what's romance? Usually, a nice little tale where you have everything as you like It, where rain never
wets your jacket and gnats never bite your nose and it's always daisy-time.
View quotes by D H LawrenceSome people walk in the rain, others just get
wet.
View quotes by Roger MillerWomen never look so well as when one comes in
wet and dirty from hunting.
View quotes by R S SurteesWet, she was a star - dry, she ain't [on Esther Williams]
View quotes by Joe PasternakThe word 'conservative' is used by the BBC as a portmanteau word of abuse for anyone whose views differ from the insufferable, smug, sanctimonious, naive, guilt-ridden,
wet, pink orthodoxy of that sunset home of the third-rate minds of that third-rate decade, the nineteen-sixties.
View quotes by Norman TebbitThere was a power cut and I got very
wet and had to roll the jeans right up to my knees to get out of there. There were a couple of tables left inside so we were able to nip in there, but we got served in the dark so I still don't know what I ate!
View quotes by Ian BellI have a history in football but what is the history of this guy, this midget [Michael Owen]? He ought to clean his tongue and wash the boots of David Beckham as they are so
wet tonight.
View quotes by Carlos AlbertoWe have a wretched motley Crew, in the Fleet; the Marines the Refuse of every Regiment, and the Seamen, few of them, ever
wet with salt Water.
View quotes by Benedict ArnoldAn ill wind that blo
weth no man good -
The blower of which blast is she.
View quotes by John HeywoodHe kno
weth the universe, and himself he kno
weth not
View quotes by Jean De La FontaineWomen are so
wet. They moan that men are rude to them, but then men are just as rude to men.
View quotes by Ann WiddecombeOn the correctly formed pubescent girl, a Speedo looked wonderful. When it was
wet, it was an incitement to riot.
View quotes by Clive JamesIt was worth getting your knickers
wet for [victory vs Spain in the rain]
View quotes by Jenny CardwellAs love kno
weth no lawes, so it regardeth no conditions
View quotes by John LylyFrustration is the
wet nurse of violence.
View quotes by David AbrahansenIn the intermission, between group one and group two, you go to your dressing-room and change every stitch you have on you: underwear, shirt, tie, socks, pants and tails. Your other clothes are soaking
wet.
View quotes by George AntheilIt used to be that everything was
wet, everything was with a brush. Everything was wiggle it in water, wipe out your brush, get a new jar of paint, spill the paint, mop it up.
View quotes by Don BluthI take
wet wipes everywhere. Loo paper doesn't give the total clean I demand.
View quotes by Robbie WilliamsHere are a list of Quotes from the delightful Northern Irish Comedian Danny McCrossan
Even the most powerful lie detector invented couldn’t drag a secret out of a woman, however, women rarely have lunch with lie detectors… - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian
See women need to talk because they feel like they have to have adequate levels of communication in order to sustain a healthy and open relationship, whereas men are only driven to speak because of matters beyond their control, like not being able to find clean socks. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
In Pagan times, uninspired people made sacrifices at the altar, and today, thanks to marraige, many still do. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
When women are bored they do the usual things, they eat, they go shopping, they neurotically judge the looks of other women, but men, men invade another country! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Anything that I’ve ever done that ended up worthwhile, initially scared me to death.
Wether it was walking out on stage for that very first time, or asking a girl to include me in her plans for the future, but you know what, You have to risk everything sometimes or you risk even more. It’s not the challenges we face that define us, it’s the actions we take. - Danny McCrossan -Northern irish Comedian.
Everyone had big plans for me when I was younger, it was a cliche “Danny can do anything he wants to do” So I did the only thing I ever thought was worthwhile, bring laughter into the world. How I came to been seen as somewhat of a dissapointment to all those people who had made plans for me, well that still makes me chuckle. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
You learn alot in your teenage years, for instance I learned that if you’re ever being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then onto a mini seesaw and then jump through a ring of fire, they’ve trained for that y’see. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Asking people in Northern Ireland what they think of politics is like asking the Jews what they think of Hitler. - Danny MCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
There are too many warnings on packaging these days - defrost before eating - Use as directed - I mean, what’s next, you buy a packet of condoms, warning - may contain nuts! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I say don’t conform, don’t allow yourself to be pigeon holed, it’s no good for the soul, and the pigeon doesn’t enjoy it either. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I remember how nervous I was my very first gig and I remember when I walked out on stage and spoke those words, how the audience laughed and laughed. I swore, there and then, that one day I would have my revenge. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
The sign said “This door to remain closed at all times” Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a door? - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
View quotes by Danny McCrossanI'm sure you're all fed up of me talking by now, and I'm starting to get fed up myself [on
wet Wimbledon 2007]
View quotes by Sue BarkerThey absolutely
wet themselves and spill their beer [on him creeping up on WWTBAM quiz machine players and saying is that your final answer?]
View quotes by Chris TarrantWho so regardeth dreams is like him that catcheth at a shadow, and follo
weth after the wind. [Ecclesiasticus 34:2]
View quotes by The noise thereof sho
weth concerning it, the cattle also concerning the vapour.
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