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When you own your own business, you only have to work half a day. You can do anything you want with the other twelve hours.
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We will fight this war on terror with every resource of our national power.
View quotes by George W Bush

During the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that conditions called war; and such a war, as if of every man, against every man.
View quotes by Thomas Hobbes

'With love, you should go ahead and take the risk of getting hurt because love is an amazing feeling.'
View quotes by Britney Spears

If you can't pay for a thing, don't buy it. If you can't get paid for it, don't sell it. Do this, and you will have calm and drowsy nights, with all of the good business you have now and none of the bad. If you have time, don't wait for time.
View quotes by Benjamin Franklin

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.
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We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language
View quotes by Oscar Wilde

Few influential people involved with the Internet claim that it is a good in and of itself. It is a powerful tool for solving social problems, just as it is a tool for making money, finding lost relatives, receiving medical advice, or, come to that, trading instructions for making bombs.
View quotes by Esther Dyson

American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.
View quotes by Dave Barry

First, make yourself a reputation for being a creative genius. Second, surround yourself with partners who are better than you are. Third, leave them go get on with it.
View quotes by David Ogilvy

I'm sure I'm very difficult to live with because of my make-up and personality.
View quotes by Bob Geldof

When I first met Sean [Connery] he was as charming and wonderful as I first anticipated. I left Rome thinking: even if I don't do this, at least I have had a day with Sean.
View quotes by Catherine Zeta Jones

There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs.
View quotes by Catherine Zeta Jones

On her baby: He's 16 months old and he eats soap and paper. What's going on with kids?
View quotes by Celine Dion

I love Tom Cruise. When Penelope Cruz is through with him, I'm next.
View quotes by Christina Aguilera

Mine is the first generation able to contemplate the possibility that we may live our entire lives without going to war or sending our children to war.
View quotes by Tony Blair

His goals for the future: 'Er, to have sex with Shannon Elizabeth.'
View quotes by Eminem

A God without dominion, providence, and final causes, is nothing else but fate and nature.
View quotes by Alexander Pope

You have to be careful with the clitoris, because if the piercer doesn't know what he's doing, it can be numbed for good.
View quotes by Janet Jackson

It takes a hell of a lot for a man to put up with me. I can be a handful.
View quotes by Jordan

They kept trying to sponge down my face with cool water and all I could do was shout 'be careful of my hair!' because I didn't want it to go all curly (on giving birth to son Harvey)
View quotes by Jordan

Put me in a room with any of these bands - they wouldn't f***ing walk out alive. I'd put money on it.
View quotes by Liam Gallagher

'You see pictures of Bono running around LA with his little white legs and a bottle of Volvic and he looks like a f*nny.'
View quotes by Liam Gallagher

To Kylie: We'll have bevvies and pull lads. With your bum and my chat-up technique, we'll be unstoppable.
View quotes by Liz McLarnon

On Christina Aguilera: She couldn't be in the Kittens, no way! Not with those outfits. Her stylist wants to have a word.
View quotes by Liz McLarnon

I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen.
View quotes by Mariah Carey

All by my own-alone self. (Nights with Uncle Remus)
View quotes by Joel Chandler Harris

When I was a rapper, the groupies didn't have to try too hard with me. Just show up at the hotel.
View quotes by Mark Wahlberg

I have more money now than I know what to do with.
View quotes by Mark Wahlberg

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose!
View quotes by Robin Williams



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