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The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.
View quotes by Florence King

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
View quotes by Neil Gaiman

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.
View quotes by Benjamin Franklin

A proverb is one man's wit and all men's wisdom.
View quotes by Lord John Russell

Wit is educated insolence
View quotes by Aristotle

A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool
View quotes by Joseph Roux

Let the scintillations of your wit be like the coruscations of summer lightning, lambent but innocuous.
View quotes by Edward Meyrick Goulburn

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral or fattening (Wit's End)
View quotes by Alexander Woollcott

Here lies a king, that ruled as he thought fit The universal monarchy of wit (An Elegy upon the Death of Dr John Donne)
View quotes by Thomas Carew

Marriage is the grave or tomb of wit
View quotes by Margaret Cavendish

The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for him when another blames him, the man who angles for bursts of laughter and for the repute of a wit, who can invent what he never saw, who cannot keep a secret - that man is black at heart: mark and avoid him.
View quotes by Cicero

What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
View quotes by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
View quotes by W Somerset Maugham

Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.
View quotes by Christian Nestell Bovee

When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it.

View quotes by Lord Byron

The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go.
View quotes by Lord Byron

Making a book is a craft, like making a clock; it needs more than native wit to be an author.
View quotes by Jean De La Bruyere

One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit.
View quotes by Jean De La Bruyere

And new Philosophy calls all in doubt, the element of fire is quite put out; the Sun is lost, and the earth, and no mans wit can well direct him where to look for it.
View quotes by John Donne

Don't set your wit against a child.
View quotes by Jonathan Swift



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