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Dave Barry and so forth!!

There are 10 quotations in this collection:

Quote 1

We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.
- Dave Barry


Quote 2

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
- Dave Barry


Quote 3

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry


Quote 4

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

- Dave Barry


Quote 5

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
- Dave Barry


Quote 6

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
- Dave Barry


Quote 7

Grammatically, should of is a predatory admonition; as such, it is always used as part of a herpetological phrase.
- Dave Barry


Quote 8

I like nonsense - it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities.
- Dr Seuss


Quote 9

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr Seuss


Quote 10

If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.
- Dr Seuss


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