Quotations
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There are 12 quotations in this collection:
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
- Chris Rock
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.'
- Dr Seuss
'I have missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot... and I missed. I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that's precisely why I succeed''.
- Michael Jordan
Training gives us an outlet for suppressed energies created by stress and thus tones the spirit just as exercise conditions the body.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever.
- Lance Armstrong
Pain is temporary, Failure lasts for ever.
- Lance Armstrong
I become a happier man each time I suffer
- Lance Armstrong
Knowing is not enough, you must apply; willing is not enough, you must do.
- Bruce Lee
The French are predictably unpredictable.
- Andrew Mehrtens
On Jonah Lomu: 'There's no doubt about it, he's a big bastard
- Gavin Hastings
On Wales losing 28-9 against Australia: 'No leadership, no ideas. Not even enough imagination to thump someone in the line-up when the ref wasn't looking
- JPR Williams
Get your popcorn ready, 'cause I'm gonna put on a show.
- Terrell Owens
