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I love to laugh - here are a few comic quotes that I think are very funny!

There are 4 quotations in this collection:

Quote 1

I told them I was ill (on his headstone)
- Spike Milligan

Quote 2

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
- Tommy Cooper

Tracy says:

Classic Tommy Cooper humour...

Quote 3

The problem, with the Conservative Party is that they are actually going backwards. They have now skipped a generation. At this rate the next leader will have to be exhumed' - after Michael Howard was made leader
- Rory Bremner

Quote 4

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
- Ronnie Corbett

Tracy says:

Groan, groan!

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