I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Rita Rudner quote Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Rita Rudner quote My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner quote Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.
Rita Rudner quote Biography
Stand-up comedian
