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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass? - Billy Connelly

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Scottish comedian (NB: this is a common mis-spelling, actually Billy Connolly)

Born:24th October, 1942
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Author Keywords: Actually, Billy, Connolly, Comedian, Scottish

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