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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
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I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.
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American comedian



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