George Carlin Quotes

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin quote

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
George Carlin quote

Everything beeps now
George Carlin quote

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
George Carlin quote

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
George Carlin quote

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror.
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Always do whatever's next.
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A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.
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Biography

American comedian