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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Everything beeps now
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror.
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Always do whatever's next.
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A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.
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American comedian

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