On meeting Victoria and David Beckham: Victoria pointed to her necklace and said '£1.5 million'. David introduced himself. I was staring at his wife's tits and shouting 'how much?!
Graham Norton quote I am part man, part cyborg. You'd be surprised at the parts I've had inserted in me. Perhaps that's why I walk a little stiffly.
Graham Norton quote I love to pour my hot milky drink into your mug pto David Ginola]
Graham Norton quote Andrew [Lloyd-Webber] you have taken a great risk... who is going to be your Joseph? [the unknown being hiring a former understudy and getting the BBC to give weeks and weeks of free publicity to the show therefore guaranteeing its success]
Graham Norton quote Biography
Comedian known for his campness! Voted most annoying man in Britain in a recent poll - suffering from severe over exposure on TV with a tired routine and tired gags
