The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
Jack Handy quote Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
Jack Handy quote I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
Jack Handy quote What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?
Jack Handy quote Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Jack Handy quote I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
Jack Handy quote I think there should be something in science called the 'reindeer effect.' I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, 'Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect.
Jack Handy quote When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Jack Handy quote Biography
American comedy writer
